If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, You're Fucked: 10 Tips For Avoiding Terrible ...

Series, died this week. And it's measure of how bad those books are that some people wasted no time dancing on her grave. Now, it's incredibly crass and rude to rip into a poor old woman who just died. But those books are REALLY shitty. They're all way too long, and the bears NEVER kill any campers or steal Molson from a nearby tent.

I have two children, and I have spent a lot of time reading to them. When you have the right book, reading to your kids can be tolerable, even fun. But with the wrong book, reading to your kids is MURDER. They squirm. They half-sit on you and wrench your back out of place. They get too close to the book so that their big fat heads block the text. Or worst of all, they demand you read the same shitty, awful book night after night after night. There are kiddie books that you will be forced to read literally hundreds of times to your kids. You need to make sure that they don't suck. Here's how.

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