Watch This: Steve Francis Made A Rap Video, And It's Not Miserable

One glaring issue I have with this fine piece of work.

WHERE ARE ALL THE RAP MUSIC VIDEO HOES?!?

There's not one fat booty shake. No sexy grinding. Money isn't being eaten off anyone's chest by shiny gold grills.

It's Steve, and I'm guessing his wife? Although I didn't do the research, that's the vibe you get. They kissed on the lips three damn times. Like smooched. No tongue. They kissed like married people. And they did it three times. Close-up shots too. Weird to see.

He even featured what I'm assuming were his kids. Someone correct me if I'm wrong, it's really not worth scouring the internet for. I mean it is only Steve Francis, the guy who was cut from the same Chinese basketball team that Stephon Marbury just won a championship with.

But anyway I am looking forward to seeing what the Franchise drops next. I'm glad he actually looks happy and healthy.

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